I’ve eaten a fair share of lotion.
Hope
Hopium is addictive. Daily doses of Hope quotes collected by her roommate.
I’ve eaten a fair share of lotion.
This chair makes my clothes smell like chair.
Have fun with your diarrhea.
Maybe delusional eating can be a diet plan!
Here, you can put it in my vomit smelling kimchi taco.
Distracted by the peen.
Did you know I’m a certified dermatologist? … I don’t tell people because I don’t want them to get jealous.
Bachelor of farts.
I’m moving past my poop phase.
I just got jizzed on by a salsa packet.
I’ll model some thongs, what?! That’s racist.
I just want to sleep with my juice.
If I spread cookie dough on my bread, will you still love me?
I’ve got a melting ice cream hotdog.
Can I have chocolate pasta?
