Hope Quotes

Hopium is addictive. Daily doses of Hope quotes collected by her roommate.

“Are they all in the crotch? OMG THEY ARE.”

—   Hope

“I only eat white foods.”

—   Hope

“I had a container in my backpack but it exploded.”

—   Hope

“You’re gonna smell like a dude’s armpit.”

—   Hope

“I’m having gun problems!! I should stop roiding it up.”

—   Hope

“Thanks suga mama.”

—   Hope

“YOLO. That’s gonna be on people’s tombstones.”

—   Hope

“The Burt’s Bees? Did I lick it? Yeah. Like multiple times. Like, upwards of five times.”

—   Hope

“Flaccid. People should use that word more often.”

—   Hope

“Scalp herpes. Scherpes.”

—   Hope

“I don’t want no pube wigs. I can use it as a toupé.”

—   Hope

“Simba’ed myself.”

—   Hope

Hope:

this is weird. Who would buy this?

Me:

you!

Hope:

I bought five of them.

“Sisterhood of the traveling drawer.”

—   Hope

“Am I a baby?”

—   Hope